A SIMPLE GEOLOGIST

"In the outside world, I am a simple geologist. But in here I am Valkorn, Defender of the Alliance!"
-Randy Marsh

Okay, truth be told, I’m not a geologist just yet. I'm just a second-year undergrad student who thinks he knows everything. So if you’ve come here in search of some sort of geological perspective on life, I would advise closing your browser window right now and purchasing a pet rock at your neighbourhood menagerie.

It could tell you a lot, I bet. In a laconic sort of way.

Probably you’d learn a lot about yourself.